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Moses on Moses

Itamar Moses -- 11/09/2005


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Catherine and Gene said —

“Catherine and Gene said blah blah blah, touch me, love me —”

That is not what I sound like.

And, I mean, even this, even this, even what you’re doing right now, this stupid fucking device of attacking yourself, even this is a way of demonstrating how incredibly insightful you are, it’s just another laughable attempt to win adoration and approval, it’s transparent, you just want people to acknowledge how clever you are, which undercuts everything you just said, because really all you’re saying, always, ever, is oh, love me, everybody, love me love me love me love me —

Jesus Christ. Shut the fuck up.

Make me.

Um, okay, I think that this interview is over.

Well, no, it isn’t. It isn’t ever over. You fucking fraud.

Stop it. Seriously.

Or what? (Pause.) Hey. Sit down.

You sit down, asshole.

If you —

Rgh —

Nnm —

(They wrestle. And wrestle. And wrestle. Because they are of exactly equal strength they become quickly deadlocked. Paralyzed. They do not move.)

(Fade to black.)

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